Dude, rats are not abject - they are the top of the vermin food chain! One rainy morning as I was off to work in the rain, on trash day on Guerrero, I startled a rat who was pillaging the trash cans. I swear it stood on its hind legs and flashed it's claws, bared it's teeth and growled at me! I screamed and crossed the street. Kevin's been cutting the down the ivy in the backyard, and every now and then we will see a giant rat scuttling around the backyard, pissed his rooftop condo is now falling to the floor.
okay, that's true rats in their milieu are tough motherfuckers, king of the rodentia, and some of them have been known to kill cats and eat small dogs. I should clarify that I'm talking about the pixar universe where rats wish they could do human things like write poetry and make haute cuisine. I guess the only real sublimation in the rodent world are those civets eating coffee berries and shitting out gold.
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Dude, rats are not abject - they are the top of the vermin food chain! One rainy morning as I was off to work in the rain, on trash day on Guerrero, I startled a rat who was pillaging the trash cans. I swear it stood on its hind legs and flashed it's claws, bared it's teeth and growled at me! I screamed and crossed the street. Kevin's been cutting the down the ivy in the backyard, and every now and then we will see a giant rat scuttling around the backyard, pissed his rooftop condo is now falling to the floor.
okay, that's true rats in their milieu are tough motherfuckers, king of the rodentia, and some of them have been known to kill cats and eat small dogs. I should clarify that I'm talking about the pixar universe where rats wish they could do human things like write poetry and make haute cuisine. I guess the only real sublimation in the rodent world are those civets eating coffee berries and shitting out gold.
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